Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...
The boss called one of his employees into the office…
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve...
Little johnny at school 2
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him...
And Jesus said unto his disciples…
And Jesus said unto his disciples, “Whom do men say that I am?”And His...
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...