Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
My boy(s) Leroy!
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker...
He Said, She Said
He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in...
Free haircuts
|A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to...
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob…
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
A passenger announcement.
This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six,...