Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Guide to Safe Fax
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people...
Favorite House Pet
Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat...