A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...
Definition of Programmer
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Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
billy’s father is a lawyer
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A Fish Story!
One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man...
LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
A photographer from a well known national magazine…
A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned tocover the fires at...
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...