51 DAYS
51 DAYSA bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
Charlton are good enough
|The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow...
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
The devil’s wife!
A preacher was giving a sermon to a full church when all of a...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Fred Dingaling
Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted...