Golfing with Doc…
I was playing golf with my doctor friend one day.He ALWAYS hit his drives...
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
In your Face!!!
A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to...
The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...