Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
Bad News 5
This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the...
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship…
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat...