A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
Great Reasons To Be A Guy
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. Your orgasms are real....
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
How can I believe in God when just last week…
“How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught...
Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...
The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a…
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in...