OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
An older woman was in the pastoral study…
An older woman was in the pastoral study counceling for her upcoming fourth wedding....
The Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and...
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late one…
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...