Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
A very depressed man
|There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays...
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
A construction worker was whistling…
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
Blonde History Lesson.
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally...