Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...
Who Enjoys Sex More?
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument...
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
Husband Looks Bad
The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man’s wife....
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
Useless Inventions
Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....