A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
Libertarians & Anarchists
What’s the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is...
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
Your\’re What?
A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists...
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!