Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Hunter shot by fox
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...
Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....