Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first...
And God Created Woman
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...
The Preacher and the Taxi Driver.
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
The 3 convicts.
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed totake one...