You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...
Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...
Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
A change of style
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One...
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
Just Before I Die
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!