Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
There goes another one
|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Science alert
Science alertScientists have just discovered something that cando the work of five men: a...
Growing Wild
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body he lifts weights...