Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
Software Demo
Speech Recognition Software DemoAt a recent Sacramento PC User’s Group meeting, a company was...
College Physics
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when...
Pregnant Polish Girl
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Why you should learn to use algebra . . .
Why you should learn to use algebra . . . After applying some simple...
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...