Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
Locking For A Dentist
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?She hikes up her...
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...