Blondes and Buildings
2 BLONDES WALK INTO A BUILDING….. WOULDN’T YOU THINK AT LEAST ONE OF THEM...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...