Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Little Johnny Rides
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
I suppose I earned enough
|An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office...
Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
Jesus vs. Satan
One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...
A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch…
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of...