Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them...
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
A lusty camel
A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out...
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing…
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the...
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco...
Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
Police chief hates you
|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids….alone.9. He...