Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Real classified ads 05
CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!
Trapped within a bog
|Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...