Blonde in the Library.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a...
All I want for Cristmas…
About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...
A Smart Salesman!
A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -”Sir, would...
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...