Cool Bumper Stickers!
Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -Horn broken,...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night…
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling...
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
Man, I’m Glad I’m A Man
Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a...