Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
Better relationship
|A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to...
Bad Japanese economy
|According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If...