Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
Do you have a solution?
|A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have...
No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
What a way to go!
Brenda O’Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her...
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
CelebRate!
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the reception committee,...