What is black and blue and hates sex?
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The Hollywood/English Dictionary
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The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
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The fly
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Retirement
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“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
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