Light Bulb Jokes Galore!
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
George W and the VP…
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W....
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
The Preacher and the Taxi Driver.
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
A guy was trying to console a friend…
A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wifein bed...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Natalie
The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the...
blonde and the bowling ball
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can...