A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
pillsbury dough boy
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a...
82 year old man
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant....
Three wishes
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...