Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
The approach of winter
Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. – It’s starting to snow, the first of the season,...
13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won’t hump women’s...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
The new CIA agents
|Three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret agents. They finally...
Where Am I!!!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...