‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?They had...
Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
Newspaper typing error
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Naval Surgeon
“What kind of job do you do?” a lady passenger asked the man traveling...