Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
Jokes about Ireland
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
The Fisherman
The FishermanOne day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing...
With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...