The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Dog jokes 08
|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A:...
Landing at a hidden military base
|You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply...
Throwing away garbage
|An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
Top 10 things men know about women.
The top 10 things men know about women are:1.2.3.4.5.(I think you get it where...
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...