I bet I can bite both of my eyes
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Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
New hearing aid
|Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went...
This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...
Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they…
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made...