Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
Colombian computer joke
Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer...
You Have VD
What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a...
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...