Wrong joke
A traveling salesman’s car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm....
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked…
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
A perfect choice
A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
The Chicken’s
What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?”...
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...