A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
You could feed them a lot faster
|There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm,...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...