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A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
yo mama so old… tits
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How do you embarrass an archeologist?
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A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond…
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. “It happens to...
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Thor the God of Love
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Yo mama’s nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
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What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
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