Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Good Samaritan
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over...
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
|1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient’s suffering...
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Housewife
One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...