Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
New Treasury Bonds
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of...
The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
High military ranks
|When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough.”That’s...
Tribute to the Marines
|A tribute to the United States Marine Corps and the reasons why they are...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!