Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
Ultra dumb
|A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...
The mistress.
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an...
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t:1. Bleed for a week and not...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.