The Bar Basement
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ”If you can sit...
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...
Point Of View
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2....
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
Job well done!
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman...