Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
Dog life…
Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that’s probably...
A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
Who’s In Charge
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?She wanted to save a...