New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
In jail…
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
AHH, THAT’S BETTER!
|A judge in Louisville decided a jury went “a little bit too far” in...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV…
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV. The first one said she...
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
Good Samaritan
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...