A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
Blonde in a Circle
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front...
True Newspaper Headlines…OY!
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Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
Apple sues Apple Corp.
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
So you don not know Jack Schitt…
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Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
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The Frenchman and the Italian…
The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a...