Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole…
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
This is so dumb – it’s funny!
There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty...
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Birth Control Pills At 72?
Birth Control Pills At 72?An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the...