Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as…
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers....
Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to...
Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...