Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
Evaluating employees
|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: “Since my last report, this employee has...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
Bring some more ammo
|The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson’s Firing exercise and his face...