Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
Holy Doctors
Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
Real Police Stories.
The following are actual incidents reported…#1A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for...
Chain Letter
Dear Sister,This letter was started by a woman in the hope of bringing relief...