Jumpin’ Off A Bridge
A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water...
Real classified ads 05
CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
Geriatric Gynecologist
What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives’ tales!
Application rejections
|Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for your...