Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
Oh Human Sexuality
When it comes to human sexuality, men are like microwave ovens and women are...
Marry Me
He really loved her but he was just too shy to propose to her....
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
We are the best of friends
|The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
The burnt blonde!
A blonde goes to a doctor and tells him that both her ears are...
10 Signs Your Broker …..
Was Affected by the Stock Market Crash “He can’t come to the phone right...