My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend…
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
Why it’s great to be a man!
Reasons why it’s great to be a man:Your butt is never a factor in...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.